My phone is smarter than your phone

The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy rubs the
> lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
> whenever it's told -
>
>
>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>> > I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty sweet. The sync
>> > software was really easy to get set up.
>> >
>> > The only problem was that the moron who sold it to me took out
>> > the instruction book and software CD to get the phone out of
>> > the box to activate it. Then the moron forgot to put the book
>> > and CD back *in* the box. I had to drive back to the Sprint
>> > store and get it.
>> > Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the phone and I got
>> > Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
>> >
>>
>> What did you do with your old phone?
>
> Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
>
>

You should've sent it to me.

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Smeeter #30-something '-------------'`

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On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs the lotion
on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's
told -


> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
> > On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy rubs the
> > lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
> > whenever it's told -
> >
> >
> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
> >> news:[email protected]:
> >>
> >> > I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty sweet. The sync
> >> > software was really easy to get set up.
> >> >
> >> > The only problem was that the moron who sold it to me took out
> >> > the instruction book and software CD to get the phone out of
> >> > the box to activate it. Then the moron forgot to put the book
> >> > and CD back *in* the box. I had to drive back to the Sprint
> >> > store and get it.
> >> > Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the phone and I got
> >> > Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
> >> >
> >>
> >> What did you do with your old phone?
> >
> > Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
> >
> >
>
> You should've sent it to me.

What would you have done with it?

>
>

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The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs the
> lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
> whenever it's told -
>
>
>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>> > On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy rubs the
>> > lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
>> > this whenever it's told -
>> >
>> >
>> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>> >> news:[email protected]:
>> >>
>> >> > I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty sweet. The
>> >> > sync software was really easy to get set up.
>> >> >
>> >> > The only problem was that the moron who sold it to me took
>> >> > out the instruction book and software CD to get the phone
>> >> > out of the box to activate it. Then the moron forgot to put
>> >> > the book and CD back *in* the box. I had to drive back to
>> >> > the Sprint store and get it.
>> >> > Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the phone and I got
>> >> > Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> What did you do with your old phone?
>> >
>> > Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
>> >
>> >
>>
>> You should've sent it to me.
>
> What would you have done with it?

Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.

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/ / | / | / | / | O o o
(___ ( |(___|(___|(___| o _____________o
)| )| )| ) o.;-----------./|
__/ |__/ | / | __/ // S O A P Y // |
|'-----------'| /
jgs | | /
Smeeter #30-something '-------------'`

On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs the lotion
on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's
told -


> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
> > On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs the
> > lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
> > whenever it's told -
> >
> >
> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
> >> news:[email protected]:
> >>
> >> > On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy rubs the
> >> > lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
> >> > this whenever it's told -
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
> >> >> news:[email protected]:
> >> >>
> >> >> > I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty sweet. The
> >> >> > sync software was really easy to get set up.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > The only problem was that the moron who sold it to me took
> >> >> > out the instruction book and software CD to get the phone
> >> >> > out of the box to activate it. Then the moron forgot to put
> >> >> > the book and CD back *in* the box. I had to drive back to
> >> >> > the Sprint store and get it.
> >> >> > Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the phone and I got
> >> >> > Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> What did you do with your old phone?
> >> >
> >> > Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
> >> >
> >> >
> >>
> >> You should've sent it to me.
> >
> > What would you have done with it?
>
> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.

I have two old cellphones packed away in a box somewhere. Maybe I
should try to sell them on eBay.

>
>

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http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com

The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs the
> lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
> whenever it's told -
>
>
>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>> > On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs
>> > the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
>> > does this whenever it's told -
>> >
>> >
>> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>> >> news:[email protected]:
>> >>
>> >> > On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy rubs
>> >> > the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
>> >> > does this whenever it's told -
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote
>> >> >> in news:[email protected]:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty sweet.
>> >> >> > The sync software was really easy to get set up.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > The only problem was that the moron who sold it to me
>> >> >> > took out the instruction book and software CD to get the
>> >> >> > phone out of the box to activate it. Then the moron
>> >> >> > forgot to put the book and CD back *in* the box. I had
>> >> >> > to drive back to the Sprint store and get it.
>> >> >> > Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the phone and I
>> >> >> > got
>> >> >> > Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >> What did you do with your old phone?
>> >> >
>> >> > Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> You should've sent it to me.
>> >
>> > What would you have done with it?
>>
>> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
>
> I have two old cellphones packed away in a box somewhere. Maybe I
> should try to sell them on eBay.

No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?

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jgs | | /
Smeeter #30-something '-------------'`

On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs the lotion
on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's
told -


> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
> > On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs the
> > lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
> > whenever it's told -
> >
> >
> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
> >> news:[email protected]:
> >>
> >> > On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs
> >> > the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
> >> > does this whenever it's told -
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
> >> >> news:[email protected]:
> >> >>
> >> >> > On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy rubs
> >> >> > the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
> >> >> > does this whenever it's told -
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote
> >> >> >> in news:[email protected]:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty sweet.
> >> >> >> > The sync software was really easy to get set up.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > The only problem was that the moron who sold it to me
> >> >> >> > took out the instruction book and software CD to get the
> >> >> >> > phone out of the box to activate it. Then the moron
> >> >> >> > forgot to put the book and CD back *in* the box. I had
> >> >> >> > to drive back to the Sprint store and get it.
> >> >> >> > Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the phone and I
> >> >> >> > got
> >> >> >> > Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> What did you do with your old phone?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> You should've sent it to me.
> >> >
> >> > What would you have done with it?
> >>
> >> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
> >
> > I have two old cellphones packed away in a box somewhere. Maybe I
> > should try to sell them on eBay.
>
> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?

I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?

>
>

--
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2005 ©

http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com

The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs the
> lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
> whenever it's told -
>
>
>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>> > On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs
>> > the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
>> > does this whenever it's told -
>> >
>> >
>> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>> >> news:[email protected]:
>> >>
>> >> > On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
>> >> > rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
>> >> > It does this whenever it's told -
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote
>> >> >> in news:[email protected]:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy
>> >> >> > rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
>> >> >> > again. It does this whenever it's told -
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>> >> >> >> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> > I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty sweet.
>> >> >> >> > The sync software was really easy to get set up.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > The only problem was that the moron who sold it to me
>> >> >> >> > took out the instruction book and software CD to get
>> >> >> >> > the phone out of the box to activate it. Then the
>> >> >> >> > moron forgot to put the book and CD back *in* the box.
>> >> >> >> > I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get it.
>> >> >> >> > Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the phone and
>> >> >> >> > I got
>> >> >> >> > Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> What did you do with your old phone?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >> You should've sent it to me.
>> >> >
>> >> > What would you have done with it?
>> >>
>> >> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
>> >
>> > I have two old cellphones packed away in a box somewhere.
>> > Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
>>
>> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
>
> I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?

Exactly.


Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.

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(___ ( |(___|(___|(___| o _____________o
)| )| )| ) o.;-----------./|
__/ |__/ | / | __/ // S O A P Y // |
|'-----------'| /
jgs | | /
Smeeter #30-something '-------------'`

On 28 Jan 2005 04:13:26 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs the lotion
on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's
told -


> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
> > On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs the
> > lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
> > whenever it's told -
> >
> >
> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
> >> news:[email protected]:
> >>
> >> > On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs
> >> > the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
> >> > does this whenever it's told -
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
> >> >> news:[email protected]:
> >> >>
> >> >> > On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
> >> >> > rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
> >> >> > It does this whenever it's told -
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote
> >> >> >> in news:[email protected]:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy
> >> >> >> > rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
> >> >> >> > again. It does this whenever it's told -
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
> >> >> >> >> wrote in news:[email protected]:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty sweet.
> >> >> >> >> > The sync software was really easy to get set up.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > The only problem was that the moron who sold it to me
> >> >> >> >> > took out the instruction book and software CD to get
> >> >> >> >> > the phone out of the box to activate it. Then the
> >> >> >> >> > moron forgot to put the book and CD back *in* the box.
> >> >> >> >> > I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get it.
> >> >> >> >> > Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the phone and
> >> >> >> >> > I got
> >> >> >> >> > Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> What did you do with your old phone?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> You should've sent it to me.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > What would you have done with it?
> >> >>
> >> >> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
> >> >
> >> > I have two old cellphones packed away in a box somewhere.
> >> > Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
> >>
> >> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
> >
> > I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
>
> Exactly.
>
>
> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.

Well, I haven't figured out what's in it for me.

>
>

--
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2005 ©

http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com

The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> On 28 Jan 2005 04:13:26 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs the
> lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
> whenever it's told -
>
>
>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>> > On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs
>> > the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
>> > does this whenever it's told -
>> >
>> >
>> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>> >> news:[email protected]:
>> >>
>> >> > On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
>> >> > rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
>> >> > It does this whenever it's told -
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote
>> >> >> in news:[email protected]:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
>> >> >> > rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
>> >> >> > again.
>> >> >> > It does this whenever it's told -
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>> >> >> >> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> > On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy
>> >> >> >> > rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
>> >> >> >> > again. It does this whenever it's told -
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>> >> >> >> >> wrote in
>> >> >> >> >> news:[email protected]:
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> > I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty
>> >> >> >> >> > sweet. The sync software was really easy to get set
>> >> >> >> >> > up.
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > The only problem was that the moron who sold it to
>> >> >> >> >> > me took out the instruction book and software CD to
>> >> >> >> >> > get the phone out of the box to activate it. Then
>> >> >> >> >> > the moron forgot to put the book and CD back *in*
>> >> >> >> >> > the box.
>> >> >> >> >> > I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get
>> >> >> >> >> > it. Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the
>> >> >> >> >> > phone and I got
>> >> >> >> >> > Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> What did you do with your old phone?
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> You should've sent it to me.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > What would you have done with it?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
>> >> >
>> >> > I have two old cellphones packed away in a box somewhere.
>> >> > Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
>> >>
>> >> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
>> >
>> > I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
>>
>> Exactly.
>>
>>
>> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.
>
> Well, I haven't figured out what's in it for me.

That warm feeling in the bottom of your heart.

--
__ __ __ __ O O O
/ / | / | / | / | O o o
(___ ( |(___|(___|(___| o _____________o
)| )| )| ) o.;-----------./|
__/ |__/ | / | __/ // S O A P Y // |
|'-----------'| /
jgs | | /
Smeeter #30-something '-------------'`

On 28 Jan 2005 04:20:33 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs the lotion
on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's
told -


> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
> > On 28 Jan 2005 04:13:26 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs the
> > lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
> > whenever it's told -
> >
> >
> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
> >> news:[email protected]:
> >>
> >> > On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs
> >> > the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
> >> > does this whenever it's told -
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
> >> >> news:[email protected]:
> >> >>
> >> >> > On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
> >> >> > rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
> >> >> > It does this whenever it's told -
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote
> >> >> >> in news:[email protected]:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
> >> >> >> > rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
> >> >> >> > again.
> >> >> >> > It does this whenever it's told -
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
> >> >> >> >> wrote in news:[email protected]:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy
> >> >> >> >> > rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
> >> >> >> >> > again. It does this whenever it's told -
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
> >> >> >> >> >> wrote in
> >> >> >> >> >> news:[email protected]:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> > I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty
> >> >> >> >> >> > sweet. The sync software was really easy to get set
> >> >> >> >> >> > up.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > The only problem was that the moron who sold it to
> >> >> >> >> >> > me took out the instruction book and software CD to
> >> >> >> >> >> > get the phone out of the box to activate it. Then
> >> >> >> >> >> > the moron forgot to put the book and CD back *in*
> >> >> >> >> >> > the box.
> >> >> >> >> >> > I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get
> >> >> >> >> >> > it. Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the
> >> >> >> >> >> > phone and I got
> >> >> >> >> >> > Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> What did you do with your old phone?
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> You should've sent it to me.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > What would you have done with it?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > I have two old cellphones packed away in a box somewhere.
> >> >> > Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
> >> >>
> >> >> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
> >> >
> >> > I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
> >>
> >> Exactly.
> >>
> >>
> >> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.
> >
> > Well, I haven't figured out what's in it for me.
>
> That warm feeling in the bottom of your heart.

I already gave at the office.

>
>

--
Magnificent Bastard Productions 2005 ©

http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com

The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> On 28 Jan 2005 04:20:33 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs the
> lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
> whenever it's told -
>
>
>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>> > On 28 Jan 2005 04:13:26 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs
>> > the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
>> > does this whenever it's told -
>> >
>> >
>> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>> >> news:[email protected]:
>> >>
>> >> > On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
>> >> > rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
>> >> > It does this whenever it's told -
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote
>> >> >> in news:[email protected]:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
>> >> >> > rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
>> >> >> > again.
>> >> >> > It does this whenever it's told -
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>> >> >> >> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> > On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world,
>> >> >> >> > Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the
>> >> >> >> > hose again.
>> >> >> >> > It does this whenever it's told -
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>> >> >> >> >> wrote in
>> >> >> >> >> news:[email protected]:
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> > On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos,
>> >> >> >> >> > Soapy rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets
>> >> >> >> >> > the hose again. It does this whenever it's told -
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> The Magnificent Bastard
>> >> >> >> >> >> <[email protected]> wrote in
>> >> >> >> >> >> news:[email protected]:
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty
>> >> >> >> >> >> > sweet. The sync software was really easy to get
>> >> >> >> >> >> > set up.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > The only problem was that the moron who sold it
>> >> >> >> >> >> > to me took out the instruction book and software
>> >> >> >> >> >> > CD to get the phone out of the box to activate
>> >> >> >> >> >> > it. Then the moron forgot to put the book and
>> >> >> >> >> >> > CD back *in* the box.
>> >> >> >> >> >> > I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get
>> >> >> >> >> >> > it. Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the
>> >> >> >> >> >> > phone and I got
>> >> >> >> >> >> > Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> What did you do with your old phone?
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> You should've sent it to me.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > What would you have done with it?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > I have two old cellphones packed away in a box somewhere.
>> >> >> > Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
>> >> >
>> >> > I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
>> >>
>> >> Exactly.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.
>> >
>> > Well, I haven't figured out what's in it for me.
>>
>> That warm feeling in the bottom of your heart.
>
> I already gave at the office.

Do you have a receipt?

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Soapy wrote:
> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
>> On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs the
>> lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
>> whenever it's told -
>>
>>
>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>
>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs
>>>> the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
>>>> does this whenever it's told -
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote
>>>>>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy
>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
>>>>>>>> again. It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty sweet.
>>>>>>>>>> The sync software was really easy to get set up.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> The only problem was that the moron who sold it to me
>>>>>>>>>> took out the instruction book and software CD to get
>>>>>>>>>> the phone out of the box to activate it. Then the
>>>>>>>>>> moron forgot to put the book and CD back *in* the box.
>>>>>>>>>> I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get it.
>>>>>>>>>> Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the phone and
>>>>>>>>>> I got
>>>>>>>>>> Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> What did you do with your old phone?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You should've sent it to me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What would you have done with it?
>>>>>
>>>>> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
>>>>
>>>> I have two old cellphones packed away in a box somewhere.
>>>> Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
>>>
>>> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
>>
>> I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
>
> Exactly.
>
> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.

Can you please send the proceeds to me? MB owns me money.
Thanks, Soapy.

"Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> Soapy wrote:
>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>>> On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs the
>>> lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
>>> whenever it's told -
>>>
>>>
>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>
>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs
>>>>> the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
>>>>> does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote
>>>>>>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy
>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
>>>>>>>>> again. It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty sweet.
>>>>>>>>>>> The sync software was really easy to get set up.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> The only problem was that the moron who sold it to me
>>>>>>>>>>> took out the instruction book and software CD to get
>>>>>>>>>>> the phone out of the box to activate it. Then the
>>>>>>>>>>> moron forgot to put the book and CD back *in* the box.
>>>>>>>>>>> I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get it.
>>>>>>>>>>> Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the phone and
>>>>>>>>>>> I got
>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> What did you do with your old phone?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You should've sent it to me.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What would you have done with it?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
>>>>>
>>>>> I have two old cellphones packed away in a box somewhere.
>>>>> Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
>>>>
>>>> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
>>>
>>> I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
>>
>> Exactly.
>>
>> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.
>
> Can you please send the proceeds to me?

No.

> MB owns me money.

You should go on Judge Judy.

> Thanks, Soapy.

You're welcome.

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Soapy wrote:
> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
>> Soapy wrote:
>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>
>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs the
>>>> lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
>>>> whenever it's told -
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs
>>>>>> the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
>>>>>> does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote
>>>>>>>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy
>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
>>>>>>>>>> again. It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty sweet.
>>>>>>>>>>>> The sync software was really easy to get set up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> The only problem was that the moron who sold it to me
>>>>>>>>>>>> took out the instruction book and software CD to get
>>>>>>>>>>>> the phone out of the box to activate it. Then the
>>>>>>>>>>>> moron forgot to put the book and CD back *in* the box.
>>>>>>>>>>>> I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get it.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the phone and
>>>>>>>>>>>> I got
>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> What did you do with your old phone?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You should've sent it to me.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> What would you have done with it?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I have two old cellphones packed away in a box somewhere.
>>>>>> Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
>>>>>
>>>>> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
>>>>
>>>> I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
>>>
>>> Exactly.
>>>
>>> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.
>>
>> Can you please send the proceeds to me?
>
> No.
>

How about this? You put the phones on e-Bay and I'll get
Shammie to overbid for them with MB's paypal account if you
promise to split the $$$ with me.

>> MB owns me money.
>
> You should go on Judge Judy.
>

No. I don't want Judge Judy to start stalking me.

>> Thanks, Soapy.
>
> You're welcome.

"Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> Soapy wrote:
>> "Walker" <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>>> Soapy wrote:
>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>
>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 04:00:43 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs the
>>>>> lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
>>>>> whenever it's told -
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:33:39 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy rubs
>>>>>>> the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
>>>>>>> does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On 28 Jan 2005 03:09:37 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Soapy
>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
>>>>>>>>> It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote
>>>>>>>>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy
>>>>>>>>>>> rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose
>>>>>>>>>>> again. It does this whenever it's told -
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty sweet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The sync software was really easy to get set up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only problem was that the moron who sold it to me
>>>>>>>>>>>>> took out the instruction book and software CD to get
>>>>>>>>>>>>> the phone out of the box to activate it. Then the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> moron forgot to put the book and CD back *in* the box.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the phone and
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> What did you do with your old phone?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You should've sent it to me.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> What would you have done with it?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Sold it on eBay for a little pocket change.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I have two old cellphones packed away in a box somewhere.
>>>>>>> Maybe I should try to sell them on eBay.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No, no, no. Haven't you been paying attention?
>>>>>
>>>>> I should send them to you so that *you* can sell them?
>>>>
>>>> Exactly.
>>>>
>>>> Sheesh, for a minute there, I'd thought you'd gone dumn.
>>>
>>> Can you please send the proceeds to me?
>>
>> No.
>>
>
> How about this? You put the phones on e-Bay and I'll get
> Shammie to overbid for them with MB's paypal account if you
> promise to split the $$$ with me.

Deal.

>>> MB owns me money.
>>
>> You should go on Judge Judy.
>>
>
> No. I don't want Judge Judy to start stalking me.

How about Judge Marilyn Milian? For an old lady, she's kind of hot,
don't you think?

>>> Thanks, Soapy.
>>
>> You're welcome.
>
>



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