October 14, 2003

FARMERS WIRELESS
Rainsville, Alabama (www.farmerswireless.com)

Dear Sirs:

Perhaps you can help me. My wife is pressuring me to get rid of my extensive
collection of analog phone equipment. For instance, I have seven Ultra
Classic "brick" phones, plus a lifetime supply of batteries, battery
eliminators, and cases. The accessories are new. The phones are used but low
milage. They work great, but spouse has a good point. Although we still
enjoy analog cellular, we don't need all the boxes of spares.

Nobody in my area wants the stuff. Everything in Raleigh is digital. If I am
going to give this great gear a new home, I need to find someone in a rural
area . Your name implies you might be such an organization.

Please contact me ASAP regarding this matter.(It's time for my annual leaf
color excursion, and I could drop this stuff off when in your area.) By the
way, when we speak, remind me to tell you a few stories about another analog
holdout--my South Carolina friend Larry and his bag phone.

Just call BR-549 and ask for "Paul". Thanks.

P.S. I certainly don't intend to imply that you guys and gals are a bunch
of "hicks". I am familiar with your up-to-the-minute cellular plans such as
Call Me (with free incoming, plus 1000 anytime minutes, plus night/weekends,
and free long distance for $39.95). And if I lived in your area, I would
HAVE to check out the scented faceplates. Chocolate and strawberry both look
good. I might get one of each flavor!






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