1. Apple iPhone speed and responsiveness
  2. Nexus 4 size
  3. Nokia build quality
  4. 64GB+ of storage or microSD card slot
  5. FM radio tuner app
  6. 2800+mA battery
  7. charger port on the bottom, headphone jack on the top
  8. power button on the top, volume buttons on the right side
  9. 5 buttons on the bottom: Back, Multitask, Home, Menu, Search
  10. media buttons
  11. mute/hangup button
  12. nice camera
  13. available on compatible carrier (ahem, Verizon certification sucks)

Is it really that hard?

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