Joke

Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration.

The immigration officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow,
Pink and Green."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it
up and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a Cingular
help desk. I talked to him yesterday!

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Bob Fry wrote:
> Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration.
>
> The immigration officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow,
> Pink and Green."
>
> Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it
> up and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'
>
> Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a Cingular
> help desk. I talked to him yesterday!
>




Reminds me of a video clip I saw recently of a young German coast guard
radio operator receiving a mayday call from an English ship at sea. (a
TV commercial for a language school in Germany)

Using fluent German, the station chief explains a few things to the new
trainee kid, then reassuringly pats him on the back as he leaves the kid
alone at the radio desk.

Soon, over the radio the kid hears a maritime alarm sound follow by...

English ship operator:
"Mayday! Mayday! (squelch) Hello - can you hear us? (squelch) can you
read me? This is the Ko...(squelch)(squelch)! We are sinking! We are
sinking!! over....?"

German station attendant nervously presses xmit button:
"Hello...? Zis is da German coast guard..." (looks around nervously)

Ship:
"We're SINKING (squelch) We're SINKING!!"

Kid trainee:
"Wh.. wh... Vaght are you sinking about?"

Video fades to words that say...
"Improve your English - Berlitz(c) - language for life"


I damn near snorted beer up my nose.

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jer
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Jer wrote:
> Video fades to words that say...
> "Improve your English - Berlitz(c) - language for life"

Here ya go...

http://stupidvideos.com/video/commer...Coast_Guard_2/

DecaturTxCowboy wrote:
> Jer wrote:
>
>> Video fades to words that say...
>> "Improve your English - Berlitz(c) - language for life"
>
>
> Here ya go...
>
> http://stupidvideos.com/video/commer...Coast_Guard_2/


Yup, dat's it. Commercials are supposed to make a point, and this one
does with a certain flair.

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jer
email reply - I am not a 'ten'

Jer wrote:
> Commercials are supposed to make a point, and this one
> does with a certain flair.

www.commercialcloset.org shows some great good and bad examples.