My phone is smarter than your phone

Don't blame me. I voted for Russell B <[email protected]>.

>Just a post before I go
>To whom it may concern ("Logan Shaw")
>Traveling twice the speed of sound
>It's easy to get burned:
>
>>Russell B wrote:
>>
>>> Just a post before I go
>>> To whom it may concern ("Wavy G")
>>> Traveling twice the speed of sound
>>> It's easy to get burned:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Don't blame me. I voted for Russell B <[email protected]>.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Just a post before I go
>>>>>To whom it may concern ("Wavy G")
>>>>>Traveling twice the speed of sound
>>>>>It's easy to get burned:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Don't blame me. I voted for Russell B <[email protected]>.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Just a post before I go
>>>>>>>To whom it may concern ("Squirrel")
>>>>>>>Traveling twice the speed of sound
>>>>>>>It's easy to get burned:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I never use my smartphone to view NEXRAD images while kayaking.
>>>>>>>>I never use my smartphone as a 144Kbps modem attached to my laptop for
>>>>>>>>surfing Geocaching sites while on travel.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Whoa whoa whoa. You can do this?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Yes you can! And may I be the first to say, "Welcome to the 1990s,"
>>>>>>LOL. (I guess that head injury was worse than I thought, LOL.)
>>>>>
>>>>>FU.
>>>>
>>>>Hahaha. That's twice in won night. I must be on a roll.
>>>
>>>
>>> Yeah, but only won of them "counted."
>>>
>>>
>>>>>I meant, "you can do this without fscking Sprint trying to charge you
>>>>>a dollar a kilobyte?"
>>
>>Hmm, if I were going to kill one thread tonight, which would it be?
>>Hmm..... I can't decide which one......... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
>
>Well, the one about egg shells in the coffee is getting kind of old.

FU Russell B.

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Don't blame me. I voted for "Tinman" <[email protected]>.


>Will you morons quit cross-posting this crap all over Usenet, and go
>back to fantasizing over TV shows (or whatever the heck it is you do).

You! How long ya stay fresh in that can?

Russell B wrote:
> Just a post before I go
> To whom it may concern ("Liqscrotus")
> Traveling twice the speed of sound
> It's easy to get burned:
>
>> On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 04:28:11 GMT, Squirrel wrote:
>>
>>> Modern is not always better.
>>
>> Yeah, this guy's on a 2400 baude modem, lol.
>
> Yeah, lol, every time he finishes loading a web page, he has to hit
> "refresh" because it's already out of date.
>
> Yeah, and they tried to bust him for downloading child porn, but he
> got acquitted because by the time the image loaded, the kid was all
> grown up, lol. Thank you thank you ladies and germs!

What about hot chats? Can I hot chat with a smart phone?

Don't blame me. I voted for "Walker" <[email protected]>.

>Russell B wrote:
>> Just a post before I go
>> To whom it may concern ("Liqscrotus")
>> Traveling twice the speed of sound
>> It's easy to get burned:
>>
>>> On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 04:28:11 GMT, Squirrel wrote:
>>>
>>>> Modern is not always better.
>>>
>>> Yeah, this guy's on a 2400 baude modem, lol.
>>
>> Yeah, lol, every time he finishes loading a web page, he has to hit
>> "refresh" because it's already out of date.
>>
>> Yeah, and they tried to bust him for downloading child porn, but he
>> got acquitted because by the time the image loaded, the kid was all
>> grown up, lol. Thank you thank you ladies and germs!
>
>What about hot chats? Can I hot chat with a smart phone?

Honey, you couldn't hot chat if your keyboard was on fire, LOL?

>

Wavy G wrote:
> Don't blame me. I voted for "Walker" <[email protected]>.
>
>> Russell B wrote:
>>> Just a post before I go
>>> To whom it may concern ("Liqscrotus")
>>> Traveling twice the speed of sound
>>> It's easy to get burned:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 04:28:11 GMT, Squirrel wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Modern is not always better.
>>>>
>>>> Yeah, this guy's on a 2400 baude modem, lol.
>>>
>>> Yeah, lol, every time he finishes loading a web page, he has to hit
>>> "refresh" because it's already out of date.
>>>
>>> Yeah, and they tried to bust him for downloading child porn, but he
>>> got acquitted because by the time the image loaded, the kid was all
>>> grown up, lol. Thank you thank you ladies and germs!
>>
>> What about hot chats? Can I hot chat with a smart phone?
>
> Honey, you couldn't hot chat if your keyboard was on fire, LOL?

Why do you say that? Are you an authority on hot chats?

Don't blame me. I voted for "Walker" <[email protected]>.

>Wavy G wrote:
>> Don't blame me. I voted for "Walker" <[email protected]>.
>>
>>> Russell B wrote:
>>>> Just a post before I go
>>>> To whom it may concern ("Liqscrotus")
>>>> Traveling twice the speed of sound
>>>> It's easy to get burned:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 04:28:11 GMT, Squirrel wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Modern is not always better.
>>>>>
>>>>> Yeah, this guy's on a 2400 baude modem, lol.
>>>>
>>>> Yeah, lol, every time he finishes loading a web page, he has to hit
>>>> "refresh" because it's already out of date.
>>>>
>>>> Yeah, and they tried to bust him for downloading child porn, but he
>>>> got acquitted because by the time the image loaded, the kid was all
>>>> grown up, lol. Thank you thank you ladies and germs!
>>>
>>> What about hot chats? Can I hot chat with a smart phone?
>>
>> Honey, you couldn't hot chat if your keyboard was on fire, LOL?
>
>Why do you say that? Are you an authority on hot chats?

OOH, wouldn't YOU like to find out?

On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 23:35:17 -0500, "Walker"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Russell B wrote:
>> Just a post before I go
>> To whom it may concern ("Liqscrotus")
>> Traveling twice the speed of sound
>> It's easy to get burned:
>>
>>> On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 04:28:11 GMT, Squirrel wrote:
>>>
>>>> Modern is not always better.
>>>
>>> Yeah, this guy's on a 2400 baude modem, lol.
>>
>> Yeah, lol, every time he finishes loading a web page, he has to hit
>> "refresh" because it's already out of date.
>>
>> Yeah, and they tried to bust him for downloading child porn, but he
>> got acquitted because by the time the image loaded, the kid was all
>> grown up, lol. Thank you thank you ladies and germs!
>
>What about hot chats? Can I hot chat with a smart phone?
>

Hell, you can do that with a regular phone.

Call me. (Only 4.99/minute)

CowardlyLion <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> Don't blame me. I voted for "Tinman"
> <[email protected]>.
>
>
>>Will you morons quit cross-posting this crap all over Usenet, and
>>go back to fantasizing over TV shows (or whatever the heck it is
>>you do).
>
> You! How long ya stay fresh in that can?

BOO!

Don't blame me. I voted for Dorothy <[email protected]>.

>CowardlyLion <[email protected]> wrote in
>news:[email protected]:
>
>> Don't blame me. I voted for "Tinman"
>> <[email protected]>.
>>
>>
>>>Will you morons quit cross-posting this crap all over Usenet, and
>>>go back to fantasizing over TV shows (or whatever the heck it is
>>>you do).
>>
>> You! How long ya stay fresh in that can?
>
>BOO!

Nobody can see the Great Oz. Not nobody! Not no how!

Emerald City Guard <[email protected]> wrote in
news[email protected]:

> Don't blame me. I voted for Dorothy <[email protected]>.
>
>>CowardlyLion <[email protected]> wrote in
>>news:[email protected]:
>>
>>> Don't blame me. I voted for "Tinman"
>>> <[email protected]>.
>>>
>>>
>>>>Will you morons quit cross-posting this crap all over Usenet, and
>>>>go back to fantasizing over TV shows (or whatever the heck it is
>>>>you do).
>>>
>>> You! How long ya stay fresh in that can?
>>
>>BOO!
>
> Nobody can see the Great Oz. Not nobody! Not no how!

Hmm?

Don't blame me. I voted for The Scarecrow <[email protected]>.

>Emerald City Guard <[email protected]> wrote in
>news[email protected]:
>
>> Don't blame me. I voted for Dorothy <[email protected]>.
>>
>>>CowardlyLion <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>news:[email protected]:
>>>
>>>> Don't blame me. I voted for "Tinman"
>>>> <[email protected]>.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Will you morons quit cross-posting this crap all over Usenet, and
>>>>>go back to fantasizing over TV shows (or whatever the heck it is
>>>>>you do).
>>>>
>>>> You! How long ya stay fresh in that can?
>>>
>>>BOO!
>>
>> Nobody can see the Great Oz. Not nobody! Not no how!
>
>Hmm?


EE EE EEE EE EEE EEE EEE EEE!!!!

<masturbating vigorously>

<throwing poop>

The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty sweet. The sync
> software was really easy to get set up.
>
> The only problem was that the moron who sold it to me took out the
> instruction book and software CD to get the phone out of the box
> to activate it. Then the moron forgot to put the book and CD back
> *in* the box. I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get it.
> Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the phone and I got
> Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
>

What did you do with your old phone?

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Flying Monkey <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> Don't blame me. I voted for The Scarecrow <[email protected]>.
>
>>Emerald City Guard <[email protected]> wrote in
>>news[email protected]:
>>
>>> Don't blame me. I voted for Dorothy <[email protected]>.
>>>
>>>>CowardlyLion <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>>news:[email protected]:
>>>>
>>>>> Don't blame me. I voted for "Tinman"
>>>>> <[email protected]>.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Will you morons quit cross-posting this crap all over Usenet, and
>>>>>>go back to fantasizing over TV shows (or whatever the heck it is
>>>>>>you do).
>>>>>
>>>>> You! How long ya stay fresh in that can?
>>>>
>>>>BOO!
>>>
>>> Nobody can see the Great Oz. Not nobody! Not no how!
>>
>>Hmm?
>
>
> EE EE EEE EE EEE EEE EEE EEE!!!!
>
> <masturbating vigorously>
>
> <throwing poop>
>

Bark! Bark!

<humps monkey>

<pant, pant>

Russell B wrote:
>
> Just a post before I go
> To whom it may concern ("The Magnificent Bastard")
> Traveling twice the speed of sound
> It's easy to get burned:
>
> >I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty sweet. The sync software
> >was really easy to get set up.
> >
> >The only problem was that the moron who sold it to me took out the
> >instruction book and software CD to get the phone out of the box to
> >activate it. Then the moron forgot to put the book and CD back *in* the
> >box. I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get it. Very
> >annoying, but I got a good deal on the phone and I got Sprint to cut me
> >a sweet deal on my rate plan.
>
> Hi, Maggie. How are you? I am fine. Listen, I've been thinking about
> acquiring one of them there "smart phones," but I'm not sure that it would
> be worth the money. Right now I have the VM4500, with the video camera and
> all that ****.

I bet you take snappy pics.









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On 20 Jan 2005 03:40:41 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy rubs the lotion
on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's
told -


> The Magnificent Bastard <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
> > I got a Treo 650 today, so far it seems pretty sweet. The sync
> > software was really easy to get set up.
> >
> > The only problem was that the moron who sold it to me took out the
> > instruction book and software CD to get the phone out of the box
> > to activate it. Then the moron forgot to put the book and CD back
> > *in* the box. I had to drive back to the Sprint store and get it.
> > Very annoying, but I got a good deal on the phone and I got
> > Sprint to cut me a sweet deal on my rate plan.
> >
>
> What did you do with your old phone?

Sprint gave me $50.00 for it.


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